jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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amp9ra:

turn-tech-godhead:

karkatosexual:

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE


flexing muscles sit-ups abs lifting weights push-ups physical activity running football biceps

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IVE SEEN THIS POST LIKE 4 TIMES ON MY DASH WITH DIFFERENT PHOTOS OF EQUIUS

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I’ve been waiting an hour to drop one fucking class and pick up a piece of paper. Kill me.

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  • #personal #i am pissed #abby stfu #abby liveblogs life
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fearsomeinnovation:

starlightexcellent:

My roommates and I carved pumpkins.

I made this one.

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Here it is with a candle.

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Happy Halloween.

GOD

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tworepublic:

HOW DO CALCULATORS WORK WE INVENTED THEM WHY ARE THEY SMARTER THAN US

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  • #they arent smarter #just quicker
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screamandshout:

tumblr staff be like

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namelessoc:

fuckyeahmorefuckinghomestuck:

xhonk:

What I learned at camp 
- Kids love horns
-kids listen when you put on karkat horns 
- leading 20 kids being karkat makes you feel pretty fucking powerful

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-leading 20 kids while being karkat is exactly what karkat basically failed at miserably

GO SIT IN A CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID YOU PIECE OF SOGGY CARDBOARD

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feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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